Asif Ali Zardari sings, Happy Days Are Here Again…

Mr AA Zardari, Pakistan’s President goes gaga, almost drooling at the sight of Sarah Palin, USA’s Republican Party’s Vice Presidential candidate. Looks as if he is keen to emulate ex-Pakistani PM Shaukat Aziz, who unsuccessfully tried to charm Condi Rice, the US Secretary of State, who showed him ‘his place’!


Mr Zardari was so much in awe of Sarah Palin that he couldn’t conceal his admiration for her. Zardari went on to say, “You are even more gorgeous than I expected…and now I know why the whole of America is crazy about you”. Sarah Palin was a beauty queen in her yesteryears, though now a mother of five! She reacted blushingly, at his comment. This is not all, when a photographer asked Mr Zardari to pose for a photo-op while shaking hands with Sarah, Zardari said, “if he (the photographer) is insisting, I might hug her”. If he could go this far in ‘public’, he may cross bigger ‘lakshman rekhas’ in private. Interestingly, Mr Zardari is a Moslem and the ‘Islamic world’ is currently observing Ramadan. It is a known fact that a Moslem should not only refrain from desires pertaining to food (during Ramadan) but other areas too, not succumbing to the flesh is definitely one of them.


So this is the ‘flamboyant’ President of Pakistan, who is going places and reaching the pinnacle of titles, thanks to his assassinated wife, Benazir Bhutto. He should be thankful (to whom) that Palin didn’t show him ‘his place’, the way Condi did to Mr Aziz! By the way, how can we forget- old habits die hard…the playboy in Zardari has risen, but was ‘he’ ever sleeping?

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